femme-fire:

this is what being in your 20’s is like

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

pencilstab:

ME TOO

  • Me:

    Who's a good boy?

  • Dog:

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • Me:

    YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

  • Dog:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy to announce to my 2 followers:
I FINALLY HAVE A NEW BAND WITH NEW MUSIC I CANT WAIT TO RELEASE

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."